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The Freelance Retort: It's June!

June has always been a happy month.

Just the sound of it lifts your spirits and warms the coldest of winter days.

 

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“I don’t expect to be stuck in this snow drift much past June!”

 

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When you’re a kid it’s the month when the end of school finally comes into view.

And, if you were a catholic school kid, you were allowed to stash your uniform in the back of the closet, once June arrived, and come to school looking like a whole other kind of nerd in plaid short-sleeve shirts and khaki pants.

Of course there was always one kid who lost the note and still came to school in his uniform only to be publicly mocked and held up to ridicule.

Nuns can be cruel.

Besides I liked my uniform.

It made me feel like a yachtsman.

The weather really starts to feel steamy in June, which is required summer ambiance.

There’s nothing like that first day of waking up wrapped in a....

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