I am NOT a cynic. I believe every word the penguin says.

Honey, we should have brought the "Whack-a-Mole" mallet! What we really need is Ron Paul!

Finally, something worth catching! The one on the right has the most meat and will feed our family best!

That's weird...everytime I throw them back, they show up again!

They're telling us "...there's no fish in the water." Is that all they've got?

"It's freezing out here!! I hope I catch some cold, hard cash...and a lower tax cold."

"Hey, look Honey, a penguin and a couple of ice holes!"

Never know what the polls will come up with next!

Keep fishing honey. There has got to be a good candidate down there somewhere!!!

"They both have promised to return this country to what it once was. The penguin figured they obviously meant a barren arctic wilderness."

"honey, why no Democrats?"... "because they're bottom feeders".

"ok honey, so you give a man a fish, he eats for the day. teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime..but we gave that liberal a fish, he sends us back here to catch more fish, we have to stop and pick up cole slaw and hush puppies and now he's out protesting about how he has to wait so long to eat!"

Awww. I hate it when people use our pond as a bathroom.

"This one is for Mr. Romney. What would you do about the proliferation of illegal penguins from south of the border continuously pouring into this country through non-secured holes in our frozen pond systems?"

"should we use these guys to make sushi?"......"no. we've been eating it raw for the last three years"

Not funny. When are you going to have an Obama cartoon so we can make fun of him too? It's only fair, besides I can think of a lot of things I'd like to say about him.

If you're going to allow readers to make rude comments about conservative candidates, then you have to allow us to make rude comments about the worst president in our lifetime, namely Barack Obama.

C'mon Abigail....spin it! try to make some lemonade out of these lemons that God and the GOP, and by extension the cartoonist, have given us.

@Abigail: Don't just complain. Dig in! How's this?

"Mr. Romney, Mr. Gingrich, thank-you for showing up to help us give Mr. Obama the hook."

-or-

"Mr. Romney, Mr. Gingrich, thank-you for being here. Mr. Obama seems to be a no-show, but at least he sent a representative."

(Try it. It's fun!)

What the wife is thinking: 'It's bad enough he actually got me out here for ice fishing. Now this.'

The DC is still the winner, flippers down!

I voted for the penguin

"Geesh, Mitt. Talk about having a smile frozen on your face."

Out of touch, out of mind and a Penguin, Let's change bait and try this again!